ModelPromoter.com Talks About Chelsea Handler- Funny Gets the Fellas

Online, November 16, 2011 (Newswire.com) - No one was happy to hear that Chelsea Handler, arguably the funniest woman in America, is single again. Not only because most of the country wants to see her succeed (though, admittedly, her failures prove to inspire the most laughs), but also because it means more competition for the rest of the world.

Chelsea Handler is what one might call "the total package." Beautiful, successful and funny. A hard combination to come by. Which is why ModelPromoter.com (the same site that brought you a list of ways to survive extended model heel wearing) is encouraging top models everywhere to get in touch with their funny bones.

With Chelsea back on the market, being pretty just may not cut it as far as landing a guy. So, the modeling website dug around for some foolproof ways to use humor to get a guy to notice you. For better or for worse, here are some pickup lines that may be your ticket to finding a relationship as a model:

"You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black and strong."

"That's a nice dog. Does it have a phone number?"

"Do you have a quarter? I told my ex-boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better."

"You're the hottest thing since sunburns."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to my prayers."

"Did they just take you out of the oven? Boy, you're hot."

"I read palms. It says you're gonna call me soon."

"I know somebody who likes you a lot. And if I wasn't so shy, I would tell you who it is."

"So, what does a girl have to do to get picked up around here?"

"If I bite my lip will you kiss it better?"

"I'm in charge of throwing my friend's bachelorette party and I'm looking for a stripper. Interested?"

"Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?"

"Hi! Who's your friend?"

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

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