New 2012 Book Endorsed by Grim Reaper as 'Clever' and 'Very Amusing'

Online, January 11, 2010 (Newswire.com) - (Little Rock) - If the Mayan Calendar is correct, the world will end on December 21, 2012 and The 2012 Guide Book steps tongue-in-cheek through more end-of-world scenarios than a cult Leader warming up a crowd at an all-you-can-drink Kool-Aid farewell bash.

"As you know, I'm a big fan of death and destruction," says the Grim Reaper, "But it's often portrayed so - you know - negatively. The 2012 Guide Book made me laugh so hard, I actually misplaced my scythe while making a few house calls...or 'human foreclosures' as I like to call them."

The 2012 Guide Book puts forth a multitude of theories - in a very funny way - as to how the world might "cease to need a lease" on the ominous Mayan due date including:

Zombie attacks...Global Sagging...the dreaded "Snow Cone Scenario"...the Round Ozoners vs. the Flat Ozoners...Space Alien Genocide...Why Armageddon is Totally Misunderstood...Hellfare: the Obama Administration's 'Redistribution of Death Plan'...Hidden Messages Uncovered in the Name of Iran's President....the Softer Side of Black Holes...Astounding Research Based on Magic 8 Balls...Rules for Building Bunkers...Seeds: The Other White Meat...Evil Computers and Killer Machines...Strangling the World with an Internet Noose...Nuclear Warfare...and the likely explosion of Kirsty Alley.

"I'm not exactly "Chicken Little" but after looking into what can go wrong, we'd be lucky if all we had to worry about was the sky falling," according to author Corey Deitz. "I like to say it's the last book you'll ever need," says Deitz, "But, then again that just might be a cheap marketing ploy from somebody taking advantage of mass panic."

The 2012 Guide Book can be read online free and is available as an eBook and paperback at www.2012GuideBook.com.

Corey Deitz is available for interviews.
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