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North Carolina Woman Transforms Body, Now Ripped and Unrecognizable

 When Corrie Rose hit her mid-thirties she was 20 pounds overweight with cellulite legs and a very saggy rear end. She decided enough was enough. In six months, she's gone from 140 pounds to 115 pounds and has never looked or felt better. Read More
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Urgent Concern, The First Thunder

 A new volcano is due Sept 24th on the MT/SK border. Lives are at risk. Read More
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"An Easy Guide to The End Times" Foretells Current Global Troubles And Calls Christians To Prepare For The End In Its Prescient Launch

 The launch of "An Easy Guide to The End Times: The Lost Treasure of Bible Prophecy" is announced by God's Big Plan for Your Life and is available for purchase online. Read More
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Chances of World Ending in 2012 by Explosion of Kirstie Alley Now Reduced

 With the announcement that Kirstie Alley has lost 20 pounds using a new weight-reduction "elixir", at least one person is applauding her action as possibly saving the world. Read More
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New Book Accidently Discovers End-Time Prophecy in Name of Iran's President

 When Corey Deitz set out to write the humorous 2012 Guide Book or How to Make the End of the World Fun, he was not prepared for the chilling discovery about to be unlocked in the name of Iran's President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Read More
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New 2012 Book Endorsed by Grim Reaper as 'Clever' and 'Very Amusing'

 If the Mayan Calendar is correct, the world will end on December 21, 2012 and The 2012 Guide Book steps tongue-in-cheek through more end-of-world scenarios than a cult Leader warming up a crowd at an all-you-can-drink Kool-Aid farewell bash. Read More
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New 2012 Book Fingers Anti-Santa as Possible Cause to End-of-the World

 If the Mayan Calendar is correct, the world will end on December 21, 2012. One of many possible end-scenarios is the unleashing of the anti-Santa, according to the newly published "2012 Guide Book or How to Make the End of the World Fun!" Read More