Warning: Contains yummy, hot, mischievous MacGregors who are almost certainly up to no good on their quest to find true love.

A Must-Read for Anyone Concerned About the Future of Planet Earth

Paris Hilton and Lady Gaga are dead. So is the President. Psytrance parties rage as Palm Springs burns. Police and fire departments are gone. Marital Law is imposed to deal with the riots but the military is overwhelmed when Mexicans storm over.